What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:33

From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How did my ex move on very fast?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
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-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?